Best of the Veep Debate
If you want a Big Picture analysis of last night's veep debate, check out today's New Dem Daily.
The most my exhausted brain can manage is a list of Superlatives:
1. Best Pure Debate Point: After Edwards did his indictment of Halliburton, and Cheney declined to respond within the assigned thirty seconds, Edwards took the unused time and went through the same argument, word for word. Pull that one across the flow chart, judge.
2. Best Rebuttal: When Cheney did the usual trial-lawyer bashing number, Edwards responded in a way that (a) described the problem, (b) showed more emphathy than Cheney for doctors with high malpractice insurance premiums, and (c) came down emphatically on the side of injured regular folks--and with a personal anecdote to boot.
3. Cleverest Cheney Gambit: The veep's reflection on the humble origins he shared with Edwards was smart for three reasons: (1) most Americans probably assume Cheney grew up with oil derricks in his back yard; (2) he needs something humble in his background to counterbalance his striking lack of humility today; and (3) it's always good to identify with po' folks when you have the demeanor of a bank president foreclosing a family farm, and you're making the argument that rich people deserve more tax breaks.
4. Most Disingenuous Cheney Gambit: There's a lot of competition for this one, but my fave was the veep's sorrowful expression of bafflement about the decline of bipartisanship in Washington. That's kind of like a strip mall developer wondering why the traffic's getting so bad.
5. Best ripostes I wish Edwards Had Delivered: (1) When Cheney sneered about Edwards' poor Senate attendance record, he might have responded: "With your party running the Congress, what's the point of showing up? I haven't missed anything important. Schedule some real business, and I'll punch the clock." (2) When Cheney claimed (inaccurately) that he had never met Edwards, he should have said: "It's hard to meet a man who spent two solid years in an undisclosed secure location."
6. Best Psych-War Tactic: KE04's arragement to have Pat Leahy sitting in the front row,
7. Greatest Disconnect Between Words and Body Language: Cheney's warm "thank-you" to Edwards for talking about his lesbian daughter. The Veep clearly wanted to repeat the anatomically impossible suggestion he made a few months ago to Leahy.
8. Best Zinger Edwards Couldn't Use, But It Woulda Been Fun: Two nominations: (1) if Cheney had repeated Bush's litany on Kerry's terrible disrespecting of Brave Coalition Ally Poland: "The Polish government just announced it was pulling its troops out of Iraq by year's end. As Gerald Ford's chief of staff, Mr. Cheney should know better than to talk about Poland." (2) After Cheney's "global test" tirade: "I don't know why the vice president is so hung up about this word "global." The earth is a 'globe,' you know. It's not flat. The economy's not doing well. And your Iraq policies aren't working."
9. Most Questionable Sartorial Choice: Cheney's red power tie was definitely coals-to-Newcastle. If I were him, I'd have fished out that Snoopy tie he received as a gag gift at the last Halliburton Christmas party.
10. Best Opening Line Either Candidate Could Have Used: [with a British accent:] HELLO CLEVELAND!